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The Office Ep.7 Recap

Posted on 16. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, recaps, The Office

It’s been two days since Andy set sail to deliver the family boat to the Caribbean, and he’s already severely sunburned and dehydrated. While on Skype with coworkers at the office, he accidentally drops his fresh water supply off the side of the boat, then drops a device that removes salt from sea water into the ocean.

He says that Skype is the only thing keeping him sane, but then whatever device he was using for Skype also slips into the ocean. It’ll be a long trip. Erin is still sad that he chose to go with his brother and didn’t ask her.Read More »

Parks and Recreation Ep. 7 Recap

Posted on 16. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, Parks and Rec, recaps

Leslie and Ben go to Washington together to pick up his stuff. He tells her that he has an engagement present for her that’s better than a stack of waffles, and it turns out that he pulled a few hundred favors to let Leslie meet her crush, Joe Biden.Read More »

30 Rock Ep. 5 Recap

Posted on 16. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, 30 Rock, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, recaps

As Jack Donaghy goes through security at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, the black security guard finds it hilarious that his name is Jack Donaghy and that he says certain catchphrases. The same happens when he’s in the elevator with two black women, and again when he gets to his office and another black women is in the reception area. It turns out that Jack Donaghy is the name of the villain in Tracey Jordan’s Aunt Phatso movies, based on Tyler Perry’s Medea, where Tracey dresses as an older lady.Read More »

Whitney Ep. 1 Recap

Posted on 15. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, recaps, Whitney

Whitney and Alex set out to get married, but it doesn’t work out. Instead, Whitney breaks her finger and they get matching tattoos. They decide that they don’t really need a marriage license to prove their commitment, so they agree to tell people they’re married. Whitney insults Alex, he laughs it off, it’s regular Whitney.Read More »

New Girl Ep. 7 Recap

Posted on 15. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, New Girl, recaps

If a man gets a sympathy period, what do you call it? New Girl dubbed its episode on the subject “Menzies.”

Schmidt is upset that Jess isn’t paying her share of the gas bill and threatens to shut it off if he has to keep paying her share. She can’t pay because she doesn’t have a job, so the roommates tell her to get one. She comes up with excuses for not having one, like that the school year had started and that she needs to revamp her resume. The male roommates begin to nag her and Nick calls her a ninny, so she reveals that she’s on her period and has PMS.Read More »

Mindy Project Ep. 5 Recap

Posted on 15. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Audra Rundle, Mindy Project, recaps

We join our heroine waking Josh up in her apartment. Their date clearly went well, and she’s now wearing his button-down shirt. Josh suggests that they both play hooky from work, and he’ll go out tog get them croissants and coffee. He’s puzzled when he tries to put his jeans on because they are too wide and too short.Read More »

Vampire Diaries Recap: “The Killer”

Posted on 14. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Jordan Alexis, recaps, Vampire Diaries

In last week’s episode, Connor returned to Mystic Falls with a plan to kill as many vamps as possible in order for his full tattoo to be revealed. He took Jeremy, Matt, and April hostage at the Grill and used them as bait to lure all their vampire friends. Is it me, or does anyone else think April will end up being totally evil? She’s just too damn naïve…there’s got to be a larger purpose to her character. Also, I think she’s Carly Rae Jepsen’s doppelganger; every time she’s on the screen, “Call Me Maybe” pops into my head! Damn you, April!Read More »

American Horror Story Asylum: My Theories

Posted on 14. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Jordan Alexis

Instead of doing a recap of last week’s episode, “I am Anne Frank, Part I,” I think this would be a good time to try to make some sense of just where the heck this season is heading. Here are my theories based on what we’ve seen so far. POTENTIAL SPOILERS: I may be completely wrong, but if you prefer to leave the theorizing to yourself then skip this one.Read More »

ANTM Ep. 11 Recap

Posted on 12. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, ANTM, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, recaps

We’re down to four. If Miss J. Alexander were still a judge, his neck would be so covered in ruffles representing eliminated models, he’d be about to choke. Because there are only four contestants left, each one is feeling the pressure. Just so we understand the pressure, this episode starts off with a dramatic – scratch that – cheesy scene where each of the girls stares out at the ocean while the judges’ critiques echo in the background.Read More »

The Office Ep. 6 Recap

Posted on 09. Nov, 2012 by Dana Linn in category of TV, Colleen Walsh-Jervis, Parks and Rec, recaps

There’s a whole bunch of fallout from the last episode. Oscar’s affair with Angela’s senator husband has been caught on camera, and Andy is learning more about his family’s bankruptcy.

Realizing that the cameras have captured plenty of evidence, Oscar admits to his affair with Angela’s husband to the documentary makers. He even reveals that he is in love with the senator, but asks the filmmakers to keep it quiet. Unfortunately, Kevin overhears everything. Oscar begs him to keep his secret and Kevin says he wants to, but may not be able to.Read More »