And The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Award Goes To….

Anna Mackowiak is certainly not helping women shed the “crazy ex-girlfriend” stereotype. Mackowiak is currently under investigation for medical malpractice for removing her ex-boyfriend’s teeth during a dental exam. We’re not talking about a few molars here – we’re talking all of his teeth.

Sure, all us who have weathered a break-up – especially if it was not a mutual desire – have dreamed of some sort of retaliation against an ex-boyfriend. Granted, most of us think more along the lines of rocking an amazing beach body in a bikini where we know he’ll catch a jealous glimpse, or perhaps being “randomly spotted” at the store with our new-and-improved, hunkier-than-ever, his-biceps-are-waaaay-bigger-than-yours boyfriend.

Mackowiak, however, took break-up payback to a whole new level, surgically removing all 32 of her ex-boyfriend Marek Olszewski’s teeth after he was naive enough to make an appointment at her dental practice to have a toothache looked at.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Mackowiak admitted rather honestly to The Daily Mail. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

Sure, Mackowiak clearly went a tad overboard, but how dumb is Olszewiski to make a dental appointment with a girl he just dumped?! It’s not like there is a shortage of dentists out there.

It took Olszewiski a few hours to realize what had happened, as Mackowiak had wrapped his head with bandages while he was still knocked out. Olszewski said it did occur odd to him that he couldn’t feel any teeth in his mouth when he first woke up, but Mackowiak assured him it was just because he was still numb.

"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said. "But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

Olszewski seemed to have continued his streak of picking women with low tolerance for him, as his new girlfriend reportedly promptly dumped him after the incident, as she did not want to be dating a toothless 45-year-old.

Olszewiski states he is currently saving his pennies for "indents or something."

Wow, I can’t imagine why this lovely pair didn’t work out. Although Olszewiski certainly seems like a piece of work, let me just also say, good luck to Mackowiak in ever getting another date. She is most likely the most feared ex-girlfriend in the country right now.