Don’t Miss Octomom’s Celebrity Pillow Fight

Please don’t even mention the name Nadya Suleman (or Octomom). My eyes ache from rolling so much with the news of her consistent downward spiral. There seems to be nothing she won’t do to make a little cash, which might be honorable if she was using it solely to support her hundreds of kids, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say she – just maybe – simply likes the spotlight.

I get that being a single mom to14 kids means money is tight, but is flashing your lady bits all over the place and engaging in one dumb public stunt after another really the best response? Suleman seems to think so.

It has recently been announced that Suleman will, once again, be involved in the Celebrity Pillow Fighting Championships. “Celebrity” being using lightly in this case, as the other “celebrity” is Shila, co-host of the Philadelphia radio show Chio, Shila & Tingle in the Morning. Who? What? Exactly.

Suleman is taking her June 23rd fight seriously, even throwing down a little trash talk. "I'm not sure who the girl is I'm pillow-fighting with, but I heard she has never been in the ring before,” Suleman told the Huffington Post. “I've done this several times, and I will remain undefeated!"

Should you really be bragging about that?

Shila, at least, realizes this event for what it is – a pretty lame publicity stunt – and simply says she is looking forward to fighting Octomom. I know I would be excited to give her noggin a little knock. Perhaps knock some sense into her. Perhaps.

Sadly, celebrity boxing and pillow fighting is not a new venture for Suleman. She has a 5-0 record in celebrity boxing and 1-0 in pillow fighting. I wonder where she files that on her resume – under “work experience” or “things no one cares about.”

Compared to some of Suleman’s other recent moneymaking ventures, the pillow fight is quite mild and probably the least embarrassing thing her kids will have to deal with. She has also reduced herself to making a solo porn movie and stripping.

A promo picture from her new porn movie with Wicked Pictures shows Suleman in a too-small black and gold bikini and matching heels, lying on her side. She has issued a press release saying porn star Jessica Drake coached her through her first performance for the cameras.

“[Drake] opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure," Suleman’s press release read. She also refers to the experience as “the best, most powerful, and most liberating thing I’ve ever done.”

Well, there’s something the kiddos will enjoy reading when they’re older.

Although she enjoyed her introduction into the adult film industry, Suleman craved live performance. Luckily, she found a way to satisfy that desire with a stripping gig. For five straight days, twice a day, next month, Suleman will be wrapping herself around a pole trying to be sexy at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida. Although the club is an all-nude club, Suleman is only contracted to go topless. C’mon folks, she is a working mother with standards. Ha! Okay, I can’t even write that with a straight face.