Kim Kardashian Denies Naked Breakfast Photo

Kim Kardashian is never out of the headlines for long. A woman with an agenda, Kim always finds ways to attract media attention, whether it’s a possibly phony relationship (sorry, Kanye) or drawing attention to a naked picture that is pretty obviously not her.

Last Thursday, the media exploded with excitement as a picture of a dark-haired woman doing some naked breakfast cooking was somehow determined to be Kim pre-(alleged) boob job.

Although it’s fun to pretend, there are a few holes in this story.

First, one look at the picture clearly shows that the woman is not Kim. Yes, the woman is beautiful, has dark hair, and is stacked in back – all similarities to Kim – but she has a different face. Also, the “fact” that Kim has had a boob job is only a rumor anyway. According to Kim, she has never had anything cosmetic done.  She even posted a picture of herself as a teenager – and already with her very womanly “assets” – to prove it.

“I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest! (BTW, in the ’90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up. LOL!),” Kim wrote on her website in 2008 in response to a fan’s question about what work she has had done.

To be fair to whomever started the nudie breakfast cook rumor, and to all those who immediately believed it, Kim has not exactly been shy about doing things naked in the past. She initially skyrocketed to fame from a sex tape made with her then-boyfriend Ray J, after all. The tape is still a subject of interest to many people, as visits to the website that hosts it received more than 2 million visits on the weekend Kim married Kris Humphries last year.

Kim’s representatives denied that the naked breakfast cooking hottie was Kim.

“It’s not her. You can totally tell. It looks nothing like her,” Kim’s rep told the Daily Mail.

Kim was spotted last Friday out and about in New York, lunching with her PR friend Jonathan Cheban, apparently not too concerned about the photograph. Although she was covered more than usual, Kim smiled for the cameras and acted as though nothing was out of the ordinary.

We’re going to believe Kim that the picture is not her, but we would like to know if the girl from the photo will be coming forward to claim the attention she has created.