Kris Humphires Requesting FBI Investigate Girlfriend

Kris Humphries, best known in the celebrity world as “Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband of 72 days,” continues to make poor choices in female companionship and drag down his reputation…or what’s left of it.

As the power forward for the Brooklyn Nets at just 27 years old, Humphries should be focusing on his lucrative career as a professional athlete, but instead he is engaged in yet another round of legal “he said, she said” with a busty brunette ex. Although this particular Battle Royale, with ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj, is not garnering the same media attention that his messy divorce from Kim Kardashian did, Humphries has taken his feud with Sinanaj to the next level. He is involving the FBI. Seriously.

I’m not sure what’s harder to believe – how horrible Humphries is at finding a girlfriend willing to stay with him, or the fact that the FBI has the time to care about – let alone lead an investigation into! – matters like this.

Humphries is accusing Sinanaj of extortion for threatening to “ruin him” by releasing information about him which she obtained during their relationship. She reportedly has emails, texts, and other documentation about their relationship that could damage Kris if they became public. Is it too early to say “too late”?

Humphries’ and Sinanaj’s lawyers spent the better part of last Friday duking it out in an attempt to reach some sort of agreement. Humphries asked Sinanaj to sign a non-disclosure agreement, which of course she refused.

Naturally, Humphries’ lawyers decided this was a case for the FBI (because, you know, what else do they have to be doing?) and promptly contacted the bureau last Friday.

Sinanaj is unlikely to get away with her demands, as Kris knows all about extortion. He already tried to do that exact same thing to Kardashian. Remember that old saying, “What goes around comes around,” Kris?

Humphries’ lawyers are still currently battling with Kardashians, as he is asking for millions to help with recover after she “defrauded him and broke his heart.” Perhaps dating another girl who looks alarmingly similar to Kim just two months post-divorce is not helping your case Kris. Just saying.

Kardashian has also moved on, however, to rapper Kanye West. Just this week Kardshain referenced her short marriage to Humphries, saying it was “embarrassing.”

''Obviously when you fall in love and it's happening so fast and it's on a TV show and you get married on a TV and it doesn't work out the way everyone had hoped it would, it's kind of embarrassing.”