Octomom Shows Her Stuff in a Tiny Pink Bikini

Octomom Nadya Suleman can’t seem to keep her clothes on. Making it clear in interviews that she feels she has no other choice but to use her body to make money in order to provide for her children, Suleman, 36, was spotted on West Palm Beach, Florida, this week posing in a fluorescent pink bikini.

Suleman was shooting promo shots for her upcoming solo porn movie, titled Octomom: Home Alone. For someone who is only doing this in order to make money for her children, Suleman sure seems to be getting into it.

Several photos show her in various poses – everything from walking near the waves, to playing in them, to lying “naturally” in the sand. The various angles show that, although the pink swimsuit is cute, it’s also too small for her. Perhaps she picked it to accentuate her front assets (which really don’t need any extra help), but side views show that the cup of the top sits several inches away from her body, simply looking too small rather than the “sexy overflow” look she may have been going for.

The bottom half isn’t doing her any favors, either. It looks fine from the front, but the back cuts in and only makes her otherwise fine backside look larger in a very unflattering way.

The make-up artist (which may have been Suleman herself, who knows) either totally missed the dark marks under her eyes that give her a deadhead zombie appearance, or perhaps they were actually put there intentionally. But I’m not sure why anyone would do that.

To suggest that she is lacking sleep because she’s taking care of her herd of children? That would actually some welcomed evidence, as one must wonder who is caring for those 14 little ones while Suleman is gallivanting around making pornos, posing on the beach, tanning, participating in celebrity pillow fights, and preparing for her big strip show in Florida next month.

Regarding her adult film about to be released, Suleman said, “They were so patient and willing to teach me...opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.” Sure, that’s exactly what a mother of 14 should be doing with her time.

“They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out,” Suleman continued.

Suleman gained notoriety in 2009 when she gave birth to octuplets, all of whom survived, bringing her total child count up to 14. The single mom conceived the octuplets through in-vitro fertilization.