The Wild Willis Girls

Bruce Willis has certainly had his hands full the past year trying to take care of all the women in his life. Willis’ three daughters with ex-wife Demi Moore have all found inappropriate ways to deal with their adolescence, and seem pretty good at getting caught.

Most recently, Willis’ youngest daughter, 18-year-old Tallulah Belle, is involved is a nude photo scandal. Just what every father fears.  Four pictures of a young girl believed to be Tallulah posed topless and smoking a marijuana joint are currently being shopped around to various media outlets for the right to be the first to publish them.

Ew. Not because she’s not beautiful – with Demi Moore as her mother, of course she is. But “ew” because she just graduated high school last week. Why are media sources tripping over themselves for topless photos of a recent high school grad? Doesn’t that just feel wrong?

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time Tallulah has been linked to age-inappropriate scandal. Last April, at just 17, she was cited in Hollywood for underage drinking. After being caught by the cops, Tallulah had to call an adult to pick her up and take her home. Who did she call? Daddy dearest, of course.

Tallulah isn’t the only baby Willis who took to the bottle too young though. Her older sister Scout was arrested for underage drinking last month. The 20-year-old Brown University student (and singer) wasn’t even trying to hide her illegal activity, however, as she was found guzzling the good stuff in the middle of Union Square in New York at 6 p.m. While Tallulah had ponied up and called her dad, Scout at first tried to get out of the sticky situation by providing the police with a fake ID. Her conscious quickly got the better of her though, and she admitted who she really was.

Scout was charged with two misdemeanors: underage drinking and criminal impersonation. She was released without bail and ordered to return to Manhattan Criminal Court on July 31.

Rumer, the eldest daughter of the Willis-Moore clan, seems to have her head mostly on straight these days. The 23-year-old black and blue-haired singer recently performed Etta James' “At Last” onstage at Seth MacFarlane's Beverly Hills home for the Ted premiere afterparty and received a standing ovation. Rumer also performs rock and jazz-style music at Hollywood’s The Sayers Club on occasion.

Let’s hope the year settles down for Bruce. At 57, the poor man could probably use a break. And a beer. Perhaps he could bum one off of his daughters.