These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to pull any of these stunts off, as they will only get you fired, or perhaps sent to counseling. May the Force be with you.
You are a true Jedi Knight, no matter what your boss says. Wear your robes with pride and remember, chicks dig lightsabers.
There’s a lot to be said for glamorous entrances. Next time you walk into a room, make sure your boom box is going. A hat with feathers will help you out.Read More »