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Five Least Sexy Sex Scenes of All Time

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, movies, Remy Carreiro

Remember that time George Michael wrote that song and said: “Sex is natural, sex is fun”? Well, seeing any of these sex scenes takes that line, grabs it by the neck, and tosses it out of a window.

These are what I like to call Anti-Sex Scenes. They are the sex scenes you watch you want to feel the opposite of turned on. I may have still gotten aroused during them, but that is strictly because I am a sex addict good journalist.

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Yoda, Boba, and Han Going Solo

Over the last few weeks, the world has been buzzing about what will happen to the Star Wars franchise now that Disney has its cute, animated paws on it. We already know the stellar J.J. Abrams is directing the newest film (with no details leaked yet), but in the last few days, some even more interesting news has dropped regarding the Star Wars universe.Read More »

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How to Slit a Throat Without Killing Someone

My first experience with special effects makeup – bloody necks!
My first experience with special effects makeup – bloody necks!

I was recently asked to be in a short film in which my character gets her throat slit. As soon as I was told that I get to die, I was all in! I’ve never acted anything like that before.

The project is just getting off the ground and I had my first makeup test on Wednesday. When the director/special-effects makeup artist told me we were doing a makeup test, I had no idea what he was talking about until he said, “Wear something you don’t mind getting filthy.” Read More »

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Five Eighties Movies That Need Badass Reboots

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, movies, Remy Carreiro

Let me get something off my chest right away regarding this article. I hate reboots. Outside of Fright Night, I can't think of any I actually enjoyed. A reboot is Hollywood's laziest way to try to make a buck. Get an old story you know already worked, and make it edgy so it can be re-branded and make even more money.Read More »

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Shut the [Bleep] Up!

When did people get so bad at going to the movies?
When did people get so bad at going to the movies?

Have we forgotten how to behave at the movies? With awards season upon us (it’s the time of year when People’s Choice, Critic’s Choice, Golden Globes, Screen Actors’ Guild, and Academy Awards, among others, will be handed out), odds are that you’ll be heading to a theater to see some of the nominated films that are still on the big screen. You may wish you waited until the movie became available on-demand at home when you have to deal with the crowds of ill-mannered people who have forgotten how to behave in a movie theater.Read More »

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Convenient Cinema

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, movies, netflix, Sara LeDuc, tv

I know it’s really sad, but I’m having a love affair with Netflix. I could spend my entire day watching shows and movies on my laptop, happy as a clam to be clicking through Netflix to find the next show that I will be addicted to.Read More »

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Cats in Boats and Runaway Slaves

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, humor, movies, Remy Carreiro
Remy has a...distinct...take on the 2013 Oscar nominees.
Remy has a...distinct...take on the 2013 Oscar nominees.

The Oscars are a very interesting thing to witness from the sidelines. It is a great deal of high-level ass kissing, and the whole thing is very ritualistic and old world, like you are witnessing some old, Pagan ritual that involves bestowing awards to people who are better at things than other people.Read More »

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New Movies I Already Want To Punch in The Face

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, humor, movies, Remy Carreiro

I am a movie guy. This does not mean I am made out of movies and when you cut me, tiny movies fall out. Movie Guy means I love movies. People sometimes call people like me cinephiles, but that sounds like someone who has sex with a movie against the movie’s will, so I rarely use it to describe myself. Just call me movie guy.Read More »

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Six Stellar Films from 2012

in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, movies, Remy Carreiro

I found 2012 to be a fantastic year for films, but the irony was, the films I wanted to see most let me down (looking at you, Dark Knight Rises) and the films that didn't look like they would be amazing were absolutely amazing (looking at you, Frankenweenie). For that reason alone, I decided to do a best of the year list for movies, deliberately choosing movies that may have slipped under your radar for whatever reason. So before you start tackling movies in 2013, you owe it to yourself to see these six from the past year.Read More »

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Five Cinematic Sex Scenes That Make Us Want to Have Sex

in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, movies, Remy Carreiro, sex

Sex can be a great deal of fun. You get all sweaty, and your hair gets all tousled, and you have this sort of glow about you afterwards that most people can sense. And sex is even better when there is another person involved.Read More »

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