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Why Lil’ Wayne Is One Of The Worst Humans Who Ever Lived

Posted on 27. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Opinions, Quirked, celebrity news, humor, Remy Carreiro

So I am sure a great deal of you have heard about the recent rumblings about some shit Lil’ Wayne stirred up at NBA’s All-Star Weekend. While performing, he started spewing hate about the NBA and how they have permanently banned him from all games. He then went on to target the Heat in particular, and announced onstage that he had slept with player Chris Bosh’s wife.Read More »

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Five Actors Who Can’t Keep Their Clothes On

Posted on 25. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, humor, Remy Carreiro

Remember that time Ryan Reynolds was caught in that tornado, and it ripped up every shirt he ever owned, and now, out of respect for those who lost their lives in similar tragedies, he doesn’t wear shirts?Read More »

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Why Nicolas Cage Should Be the New Pope

Posted on 15. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, humor, Remy Carreiro

Before you grab me and string me up on a crucifix with Christmas lights, hear me out. To try and grasp what we need for our future, one has to look to the past. We have been afflicted with popes who have turned away from horrible crimes going on right under their noses, and then were not held accountable for such crimes. Do you really think stuff like that would happen under the watchful eye of Nic Cage?

Yeah, didn't think so.Read More »

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What Will Happen When the Illuminati Take Control

Posted on 05. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, humor, Illuminati, Remy Carreiro, Stuff you didn’t know

This article was pitched as “What would happen if the Illuminati took control,” but we all know better than to put an “if” in this article. For all intents and purposes, the Illuminati have already taken over, inundating us with sickening methods of mind control we remain blissfully unaware of.Read More »

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Top Five Reasons We Need An Alien Invasion

Posted on 06. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, humor, Remy Carreiro
Purple nipples and reality TV are only scraping the tip of this iceberg.
Purple nipples and reality TV are only scraping the tip of this iceberg.

This planet has become a festering cesspool, overpopulated by parasitic puddles of ooze patiently waiting to sprout legs and find a meaning for their hapless existence. Look to your left, and you see pain and suffering. Look to your right, and you see the weak and the poor fighting to feed their children. Look down and you see the place we will inevitably all end up.Read More »

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Here’s Your Horoscope!

Posted on 04. Feb, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, Horoscopes, humor, Remy Carreiro
Do the stars favor you this week? Probably not.
Do the stars favor you this week? Probably not.

Aries

You will have a horrible song stuck in your head Tuesday, and it will then be your job to get that same song stuck in the head of everyone you run into today. Pay it forward. Shi Brighhh Likeaaaaa Diamooooo!

Taurus

At some point when you have some free time, go test drive a Ford Taurus, because if you think about it, that is Taurusception, and that might be kind of cool to scratch off your bucket list.

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Why Taylor Swift Might Just Be the Devil

Posted on 30. Jan, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Opinions, Quirked, humor, relationships, Remy Carreiro, Taylor Swift

You don't need to be a detective to figure out that two plus two equals four. All I am saying is, if you had a friend who didn't manage to stay in a relationship for longer than a week or two, and they did this with person after person, you would begin to wonder what was wrong with them, and what kind of weird crap they were pulling behind the scenes.Read More »

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Hunky Hunkertons

Posted on 30. Jan, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, humor, Remy Carreiro

I am finally at that age when I have no shame, and can generally say what I am thinking without any fear of what people will think of me. Do you even have any idea how much of a burden that takes off the soul? It’s like hundreds of proverbial pounds are lifted, and the resulting freedom can be quite refreshing. So refreshing, in fact, that I could, if I wanted, write an article about the few actors I find hunky, even though I am a heterosexual.Read More »

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Five Celebrities We Wish Would Fight Each Other

Posted on 22. Jan, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Entertainment Madness, Quirked, celebrity news, humor, Remy Carreiro

If anyone tried to tell me a celebrity fight club would not be the best thing ever, I would scream “Naysayer!” in their face, because of the audaciousness of that level of lying. If you ponder sitting in the crowd, watching celebrities punch each other until their faces resemble sacks of bloodied hamburger, and you somehow don't see yourself enjoying that, I can't imagine being friends with you.Read More »

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Here’s Your Horoscope!

Posted on 21. Jan, 2013 by Remy Carreiro in category of Extracurricular, Lifestyle, Horoscopes, humor, Remy Carreiro
Bacon, axe murderers, and metal detectors. Your horoscope awaits within!
Bacon, axe murderers, and metal detectors. Your horoscope awaits within!

Aries

You will stay in bed on Tuesday until well after 7 a.m., which is pretty much unheard of for you. Pat yourself on the back – you earned a little extra. Also, have bacon with breakfast. Yes, it will be that kind of week.

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