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One of the perks of babies is their smell, right? Everyone knows that. Babies smell like…well, they have their own scent that drives adults wild in the best way. It’s fresh, new, young, sweet, and completely unique to infants. In a sense, they smell perfect. This is my honest opinion, so I am shocked, disappointed, and a bit horrified to see the luxury fashion brand Dolce & Gabbana attempting to interfere with it.Read More »

Losing weight isn’t easy, so doctors have come up with what is probably a gross and ill-advised medical procedure for those looking to shed pounds without changing their diets. Basically, you can now surgically implant a tube from your stomach and use it to pump food out after you eat it but before you digest it. Sounds a lot like bulimia without the vomiting.

If you aren’t grossed out enough already to swear off this procedure, there are a whole bunch of gross problems that will probably come along with it. Brace yourselves and set aside any food you’re eating.Read More »

Ladies and gentlemen, the cyborg era is upon us. The cyborg cockroach era, anyway. 

That’s right: you can now have your very own Roach Minion! Want to dazzle your girlfriend or impress your classmates? Bust this little fellow out and make him turn in circles. Watch your peers scream in delight!Read More »

No, it’s not a crafting clay and it’s not the name of an up-and-coming hip-hop artist. It turns out that it’s actually the name for fans of MMA fighter Floyd Mayweather Jr. and a company that sells party items. In the fashion world, flomo is the name of the newest print to hit clothing and accessories. Don’t like the name flomo? It’s also been dubbed “flamo.” Versace calls it “floroflage.” The trend is so new that the fashion industry hasn’t even decided on a name yet. The names, like the print itself, are the combination of floral and camouflage.Read More »